thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING <3

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reshiham:

I give your performance a 10…

on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

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zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

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zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

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shanicekalei:

howtobeterrell:

thapuma:

How is it Beyoncé was able to whip her hair properly and not have it in her face while her backup singers couldn’t?

BACKUP SINGERS

MICHELLE’S NOT EVN TRYING

is this another “poor michelle” post? LOL

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thesickestjokes:

“A vodka, please.”

“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”

“OK, a McVodka, please.

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lesickchvrismv:

ryanvegajohnson:

Venice Beach, California. 

Black magic salvia yo quiero

Had to be Venice Beach. Had to be.

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keep-it-swavey:

davidmight69her:

diamond-fresh:

Thug life bitch

x

Lol

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darkskinnedettajames:

thorinmyside:

jkimisyellow:

this-is-a-blog:

alpharyder:

dude-mountain:

woah okay so the host girl is just

whoa oh my god the thirst is real

L

the thirst IS real.

HE’S SO AVERAGE LOOKING THO LIKE WHY IS SHE SO THIRSTY OVER THIS AVERAGE AF DUDE

average? yo ass is tripping he finer than a motherfucker

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